• Fever Beach: A Novel cover image
1 1

Knopf

Fever Beach: A Novel by Carl Hiaasen

Fever Beach: A Novel by Carl Hiaasen

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Another instant classic from Carl Hiaasen—laugh-out-loud funny, tackling the current chaotic and polarized American culture (following in the path of Squeeze Me), with two wonderful Hiaasen heroes

“The afternoon of September first, dishwater-gray and rainy, a man named Dale Figgo picked up a hitchhiker on Gus Grissom Boulevard in Tangelo Shores, Florida. The hitchhiker, who reminded Figgo of Danny DeVito, asked for a lift to the interstate. Figgo said he’d take him there after finishing an errand.”

Thus begins Fever Beach, with an errand that leads—in pure Hiaasen-style—into the depths of Florida at its most Floridian: a sun-soaked bastion of right-wing extremism, white power, greed, and corruption. Figgo, it turns out, is the only hate-monger ever to be kicked out of the Proud Boys for being too dumb and incompetent. On January 6, 2021 he thought he was defacing a statue of Ulysses S. Grant, but he wound up spreading feces all over a statue of James Zacharia George, a Civil War Confederate war leader.

Figgo's already messy life is about to get more complicated, thanks to two formidable adversaries. Viva Morales is a newly transplanted Floridian, a clever woman recently taken to the cleaners by her ex-husband, now working at the Mink Foundation, a supposedly philanthropic organization, and renting a room in Figgo’s apartment because there’s no place else she can afford. Twilly Spree has an anger management problem, especially when it comes to those who deface the environment, and way too many inherited millions of dollars. He's living alone a year after his dog died, two years after he sank a city councilman’s party barge, and three years after his divorce.

Viva and Twilly are plunged into a mystery—involving dark money and darker motives—they are determined to solve, and become entangled in a world populated by some of Hiaasen’s most outrageous characters: Claude and Electra Mink—billionaire philanthropists with way too much plastic surgery and a secret right-wing agenda—and Congressman Clure Boyette—who dreams of being Florida’s (and maybe America’s) most important politician. The only things standing in his way are his love for hookers and young girls, and his total lack of intelligence. We meet Noel Kristianson—a Scandinavian agnostic injured when Figgo thinks he’s a Jewish threat to humanity and runs him over with his car; Jonas Onus—Figgo’s partner in white power idiocy; and many, many more. Hiaasen ties them all together and delivers them to their appropriate fates, in his wildest and most entertaining novel to date.

View full details

Store Policies - Shipping and In Store Pick Up

PAYMENTS & ORDER CANCELLATIONS

  • All sales are final.
  • We do not allow order cancellations once an order has been placed. This includes all books, merchandise, and preorders.
  • Please review your cart carefully before checking out.
  • Discount codes cannot be applied retroactively.

 IN-STORE PICKUP POLICY

  • You will receive an email once your order is ready for pickup. Please wait for this email before coming in to check on your order.
  • Bring your receipt or order confirmation email that includes your order number when picking up. 
  • You have 14 days from the date your order is marked "ready for pickup" to collect it.

After 14 days, unclaimed orders will be restocked, and no refund will be issued unless you contact our customer service team within the 14-day window at erin@whiterosebooksandmore.com to let us know a date in which you will be picking up your order. 

 RETURNS & REFUNDS

Online Return / Exchange Policy

  • We do not accept returns.
  • We offer store credit or a partial refund on a case-by-case basis if your item arrives damaged or there is a fulfillment error on our end. 

To request assistance:

  • Email erin@whiterosebooksandmore.com within 30 days of the delivery date.
  • Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.
  • We do not offer full refunds under any circumstance.

In-Store Return / Exchange Policy

  • We do not offer returns, but are happy to offer exchanges for eligible items in certain circumstances. 
  • Exchanges must be made within 7 days of purchase
  • Items must be in new, unused condition with original packaging
  • Books must be unread and free of damage (no bent pages, cracked spines, or markings).
  • Sale items, special event items, blind dates, and final sale items are not eligible for exchange.
  • Exchanges made in-store require the original receipt for proof of purchase.
  • Exchanges must be made for an item of equal or lesser value, or customer pays the difference. We cannot exchange for store credit.

DAMAGED ITEMS POLICY

We consider an item damaged if:

  • There are deep scratches or gouges on the cover, spine, or dust jacket.
  • Pages are missing or misprinted.
  • There is significant water damage or binding issues.
  • Tears larger than 2 inches are visible.

    We do not consider the following as damage:
  • Minor corner dents or edge wear.
  • Light scuff marks or scratches.
  • Small cosmetic imperfections under 2 inches.

All claims are handled case by case. If approved, we may offer store credit, a replacement (if inventory allows). Damage exchanges only are applicable to items that are shipped and not on in store purchases.

SHIPPING POLICY

Fulfillment Timeline

  • Orders are processed within 3 weeks.
  • Pre-Order Campaign titles begin to be shipped ON THE RELEASE DATE, not before. You will NOT receive your shipped pre-order on the release date. You MAY receive a pre-order for in-store pick up on the release date depending on our receiving and processing schedule.
  • If your order contains a preorder item, your entire order will be held until all items are ready to ship.

Carriers & Tracking

  • Double check that you are selecting the shipping carrier and method that you would like at check out. Media Mail does not have insurance and we cannot provide a refund or reshipment of items shipped via Media Mail.
  • You will receive a tracking link once your order is dropped off with the carrier.
  • A shipping label being created does not mean your order has shipped yet. Tracking updates may take anywhere from 1-2 weeks.

Flat Rate Shipping

  • All orders are charged a flat shipping rate, shown at checkout via media mail, or by weight for other shipping methods.
  • We ship anywhere USPS, DHL, UPS or FedEx are legally allowed to ship to. Shipping internationally has its own risks and may result in tariffs or fees on the end of our customers. Please order internationally at your own risk.

Incorrect Addresses & Returned Packages

  • If a package is returned due to an incorrect or incomplete address, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs.
  • If the reship fee is not paid, the order will not be resent or refunded.

Replacements

If a replacement is approved:

  • The original item must be returned before a replacement is sent.
  • We will provide a return shipping label, and the cost of the label will be invoiced to the customer before the replacement is sent.
  • The label must be used or scanned within 5 business days (excluding holidays).
  • Once the return is marked as delivered to us, your replacement will be processed within 30 days (excluding holidays).

 LOST PACKAGES

  • If your tracking number shows a package as "delivered" but you have not received it:
    Wait 5 business days, as carriers sometimes scan early.
    If the package still hasn’t arrived, contact us at erin@whiterosebooksandmore.com within 14 days of the delivery date.
    We are unable to assist with lost packages after 14 days.

EVENT BOOK PICKUP POLICY

If your event ticket includes a book and you did not make it to our event:

  • You have 14 days to pick it up in-store.
    OR
  • You may request shipping within 14 days (shipping costs apply).

After 14 days, the book will be restocked and no refund or store credit will be issued.